I don't think brook has ever known best
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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