I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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