I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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