I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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