Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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