remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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