yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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