just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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