i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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