i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
