There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
he just fucked me for my cheese..
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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