Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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