Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
