But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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