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Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Someone shattered a urinal.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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