Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.