The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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