Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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