i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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