so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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