I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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