I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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