what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I stole a fireplace last night.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
there is puke in my bra ... again
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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