so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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