Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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