I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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