Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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