Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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