So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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