is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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