Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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