just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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