DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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