Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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