didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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