I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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