Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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