do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i drank out of a bidet.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
