Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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