One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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