no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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