You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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