he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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