I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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