As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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