That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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