so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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