8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.