So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???