I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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