at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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