so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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