life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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