No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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