Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just made out with a guy for $7.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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