People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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