I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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