maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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